Pornography old lady style

I'm also doing this at the moment. The idea is to elevate something unquestionably 'Low culture' into something uquestionably 'High culture'. It's also a critique on the porn industry. This is just one of several stills from a porno movie I'm turning into watercolours.
Enjoy!

Man Fucks Maid on Her Back (Pt. 3)
Watercolour on paper

 

"Ego ibo saggitent oneri sursum vestri cunnus"

I'm working on this very ambitious piece of art. This is part of it.. I'll keep you posted

1.

Populum multum, sico me et sexum Dyabolum imroba mater mea me mittere probabiliter scire me quod, si plani boyfriend rem. Sumptum in meus nerui Maximus me habuit quasi parvulus sic ego seduxit eum et ostendit illi quid teenager indiget recognitionem, amoris et sexus. Iam mihi, tribus.

2.

Maximus est realiter subtilis. Non solum vitiatam, sed omni tempore, Ego diligo eam cum fricat mea tits et digitos mea pussy.

3.

Scit vir stetit mulier imperita puella justo. Sentio securus mecium in eum. Amanter dicit ad me “Filla Reginae, nutrientibus me paululum , suus ;mirabile sentire labia tua super me” cum id faciam eius gallus evadat petra durum, tunc et ipse diligenter prolabitur eam in meam naturale eius debent. Mirum toto corpore tremit voluptati!

4.

Saepe sentiet ipse tunc dicat “Filla Reginae si ego should adepto vos praegnans tunc puteus 'uroxem ducere” Credo eum quoque. Dico me tanto itinere futuit et fortis suus aliquondo futurum sit

5.

“Sed prius meum Principem volo vos ad perficiendum universitati vestrae introtium nito” Cum Maximus dicit quod, tunc vult ut perficiat contraceptionem. Interea ipse suus 'quoque constupraverunt mea anus. Tunc ille labitur eius gallus sursum meus asinum. Primum tempus adhuc nocebit sed quia tum ego adepto a terminabunturque omni fere tempus, cum hes intra penits me.

6.

“Angelum meum es deus. Ego diligere omnem orgasm eg. Possem te pedicabo horas fine!”

7.

Super quod super torsit eius gallus in meam cunnus et sursum meus anisum. Ipse arietes eius irrumbao intus me ad capulum. Ut Im 'superabit in trepidatione et clamatis in eum ad mittendas onere est in me subtrahit irrumabo et Brachyblasti eius cum in faciem meam. Ipse consiles deinde meis dicentes “Angelum, tunc vicis ego iacio oneri sursum vestri cunnis, spondeo!!!”

Sounds and Visuals

A little video of viewing Archway Tower...

Turner Contemporary pt.3

Wow.. Alot can happen in three years.. It seems like I'm a completely new person, the only thing remaining from when i launched back in 2011 was that i was studying art. I'm at a new adress, at university, in a new band (http://www.facebook.com/WinterFloweringPansies), and have a new bunch of friends - well, that would be expected wouldnt it?..

I'm writing to update you on exhibition #3 at the Turner Contemporary in Margate (however, chances are you can't go, cos it ends on the 7th of this month). The gallery was split in 2, with a Hamish Fulton exhibition (old works and new), and a possibly more fitting exhibition of the man himself, JMW Turner. Also on display was August Rodin's The Kiss, which is set to leave on 02/09/12.

I wasn't really into anything i saw when i visited last tuesday (although i did do about 6 laps of The Kiss). I started up the main stairs, and was greeted by a gigantic wall work of Fulton's, documenting one of several walks he'd been on. There was more like this one in the three rooms of the gallery he'd had. I wasnt really taken by these - i guess i found it hard to link the large plastic letters adhered to the wall with the sometimes week-long walks that the pieces were talking about. There were a dozen or so smaller works situated on one wall - some as old as the seventies, some more recent. These were far better in my opinion, than the large works. Some were just painted pieces of lollipop stick-sized wood nailed directly to the wall, some were made during his time as a student at Central Saint Martins. (Can't upload image for some reason.. Here it is http://peterfoolen.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/hamish-fulton-galleri-riis-stockholm.html)

Then there was Turner. Very fitting for This gallery as on it's site used to be a bed and breakfast turner would stay in frequently. Apparently the light of the sky from Thanet is unlike any other, as theres nothing in its way 'til the north pole.. Or something. So yeah, alot of the paintings in this exhibition would've been paintes only a few metres away from where they're displayed.. I'll be honest with you, i didny pay much attention to this bit - i went to a watercolour exhibition at Tate Britain not so long ago, so i was all Turner'd out! There were some beautifully simple paintings of horizon's, coastlines and night times though..

Next up is a big Tracey Emin exhibition, of new work. Which is also very fitting for margate, and that opens 26/05/12, so we'll see.. I'll keep you posted

Ciao xXx

ERR... Hello??

Wow.. forgot i had this! I think i'm gonna start using it again.
I'm not gonna report anything today tho.. that'd be CRAZYY!!